Happy Steak and Blowjob Day..

Αυτοι οι Αμερικανοι πια και τι δεν βρισκουν προκειμενου να ικανοποιηθουν.

Εχουν καθιερωσει να γιορταζουν στις 14 Μαρτιου ως μερα μπριζολας και Πιπας (δεν εννοουν της ειρήνης σαφως :ρ).Γιαυτο παραθετω το παρακάτω κειμενο ευελπιστώντας να γνωριζετε αγγλικα.

Steak & BJ Day

On March 14th of every year, let it be known as "Steak and BJ Day!". The women created Valentines Day and somehow convinced Hallmark to make a big deal out of one day of the year. This is our chance as men to add to our annual holidays!

On March 14th, we ask of two things from our the special women (or men) in our lives.

We don't want any cards, flowers or anything like that. We simply want Steak and BJ. No need to run to the Hallmark store or flower shop. They're nice and may add to the overall effect but all we need is Steak and BJ.


Call it the perfect compliment to Valentine’s Day! Valentine’s Day is typically celebrated with flowers, chocolates and all that mushy lovey dovey talk… I Love You! That’s great for women! As men , we should feel compelled to have a similar day dedicated to us. That’s Steak and BJ Day. For those of you that don’t know, BJ stands for blowjob and we’re not talking about the shooter (Bailey’s, Amaretto and whipped cream). There’s definitely cream involved but not the one you buy from the local grocery store.


We’re men. We have simple needs. We can call it Steak Day but let’s just be upfront with our women… Steak and BJ Day ! You know, after I think about it, forget the steak! So ladies, as a request to all of you women that were treated to a great holiday a couple weeks ago, please kindly cook us a steak and get down on your knees.


In honour of such a great holiday, I offer the following Not-For-Hallmark greetings….

It’s March 14th
You know what that means
I’ll gobble your knob
And juggle your beans
Now eat your steak
Like a good little chum
And when you’re all finished
I’ll swallow your cum!

Love me tender
Love me sweet
On March 14th
It’s all about your meat!

Χαχαχαχα πως σας φανηκε το ποιηματακι τους; χαχαχαχα..Απαίχταμπλ!!!